♫ UtKaRsH's CyBeR SpAcE ♫
Current Mood:
| Name: | UTKARSH SINGH |
| Age: | 29 (millennial energy) |
| Location: | 🗽 NEW YORK CITY (via Colorado) 🌶️ |
| Occupation: | Engineer |
| Schools: | ChatGPT University🎓 |
| Relationship: | In a committed relationship with Claude 💕 |
| Here for: | Building, Breaking, Shipping, Monetizing |
♪ NOW PLAYING: Lo-Fi Lucknow Beats ♪
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☆ FELLOW BUILDERS ☆ who launch fast and iterate faster!
Looking for other CHAOS ENGINEERS who debug distributed systems at 3am for fun.
If you're turning fragmented APIs into clean interfaces, HIT ME UP!
Also seeking: ☕ Coffee enthusiasts who understand that chai stall density
correlates with startup success. Biohackers optimizing their 90-min sleep cycles.
MUSIC PRODUCERS blending
global sounds with trap beats.
🎯 General
Shipping MVPs before breakfast, Debugging K8s clusters, Building unified API layers, Quantified self experiments, Cold plunging, 90-min sleep cycles, Street food archaeology
🎵 Music
Lo-fi beats, Brooklyn drill, Indian classical fusion, Trap production, Global sound sampling, Late night coding playlists
💻 Tech Stack
Go, Python, TypeScript, Swift, Rust (learning), Kubernetes, AWS, Terraform, Service Mesh, Distributed systems, OSINT platforms
🚀 Projects
Project Garuda (OSINT platform), Ad Signal Unifier, Exo-city simulations, Voice therapy bots, Food migration pattern mapping
Just spent 6 hours debugging a service mesh issue. Turns out it was DNS. It's always DNS...
Preliminary data shows 87% correlation between street food quality and unicorn density. Lucknow leading the charge...
Late night studio session produced fire. Sampling my grandmother's lullabies over 808s. Link in comments!
That chai stall theorem is GENIUS. Pitching this to YC next batch 🚀
BROOOO that Bihar x Brooklyn mix goes HARD! Collab soon?? 🎵🎵
Yo your Garuda project is SICK! When's the open source release?? 🔥🔥🔥